Oh, cool, you're here .. You're never gonna guess what happened
So good you're home, I'm so glad; I have an amazing story to tell you! It involves a couch and some awesome explosion! Yep, you're truly never going to guess what happened!
Wait, what? I'm just a simple dog; I clearly could not have done this!
What? What are you trying to say? That my face looks guilty?
No way! :)